i don’t think brown eyes get enough love it’s always those blue and hazel fuckers that get the praise and attention. you’re too afraid to look me in the eyes and face the chocolate-y abyss.
I do not care if you are my mortal enemy, if you ask me to do a period check on your behind to make sure your pants are still good i got your back dude
#and such are the rules of girlhood#thou shalt check thine sisters’ behinds for period stains#thou shalt walk behind thine sister to hide said stain until she can find something to cover it with#thou shalt never deny a tampon to a sister in need#and thou shalt offer ibuprofen whenever possible
everything good makes you fat an addict or broke
when shots are fired but you have a good comeback
thanks mom http://ift.tt/1h8u7Md
This is my pic omg stab yourself
if “girls aren’t supposed to have body hair” then why do girls have fucking body hair?
casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are
My coach (via apples-n-all-that-jazz)
Practice until it becomes second nature.
khloe is definitely the prettiest kardashian, idc what anyone says